GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! For example when that skater went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like